Cougar

Yup I’m a cougar
i’m not afraid to say
cuz the old guys look
like they died yesterday

and i’ve got this thing
that i like skater hair
down to the shoulders
but not like a bear

don’t want hair on your back
on your hands ur feet or neck
but no need to shave your chest
don’t like feelin’ that trainwreck

though it surely won’t last
nothing ever really does
so age kind of doesn’t matter
as long as you’ve got fuzz

ah this is a poor idea
suppose i’m simply outta luck
only the young turn me on
too bad i’m not a baby duck